Celebs!! They've got, like, tons more money than you. They
own way, way more stuff than you ever will. And it's the
goooood stuff babe.
Oh... and they're getting far more sex than you - plus it's
probably better too..
Yeah, but are they truly happy?.....
C'mon man, are you nuts? Of course they are. So what's a
poor boy gonna do, except take the p***, mock and laugh
as they go in and out of rehab.